Sleepy

About Sleepy

😴💤 SLEEPY — THE NAP-SHAFT FOREMAN 💤😴 “Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho — I wiggle, then I go… to sleep.” Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, Sleepy here! Now my name might be Sleepy, but do not be fooled. I actually come with two very different operating modes. Mode One: TOTAL BODY EXCITEMENT. This involves bouncing, wiggling, twisting, jumping and generally behaving as though my entire body has forgotten how to stay in one piece. Someone walks into the room? WIGGLE. Dinner is coming? BOUNCE. A toy moves slightly? FULL BODY CELEBRATION. Sometimes even my back end gets so excited it appears to be heading in a completely different direction to the rest of me. Very professional. Then, without warning, I enter Mode Two. I find a comfy spot, circle once, maybe twice, and then… OUT. Gone. Finished. Mine closed for the day. You could probably hold a full dwarf meeting beside me, and I’d still be snoozing away like I’d just completed a twelve-hour shift underground. I do take food very seriously though. Being this energetic for seven whole minutes at a time requires proper refuelling. I’ve also been around children over 12 and enjoy their company, although I am still learning that puppy teeth can hurt. Apparently tiny teeth are not meant to be tested on human fingers. News to me. Toilet training is still a work in progress too. I’m trying, but sometimes a pup has important priorities. Like finding the perfect nap spot. So, if you’re looking for a little dwarf who can go from absolute chaos to completely unconscious in under sixty seconds, I reckon we could be a perfect match. 🎶 Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, it’s off to sleep I go! 🎶 Sleepy — The Nap-Shaft Foreman Part-time bouncing bean, full-time professional nap inspector. 😴💛 Please note Sleepy will need to be desexed by 6 months of age at one of Scruffer Lovers’ designated vets. Scruffer Lovers will arrange and cover the cost of her desexing.