Spike

About Spike

🐾🎓 SPIKE'S OFFICIAL PUPPY REPORT CARD! 🎓🐾 STUDENT NAME: Spike CLASS: Puppy Kindergarten SUBJECT: How to Become the Perfect Family Dog TEACHER'S COMMENTS: A cheeky little character with plenty of personality! Well, hello there, everyone! Spike here, and today I'm presenting my very first school report! Personally, I think I deserve straight A's, but apparently the teachers have a few things to say about that! 🚗 TRANSPORT STUDIES – A+ Absolutely brilliant! Pop me in the car and I'll happily go to sleep. No backseat driving, no complaining, just a very relaxed little passenger. You're welcome! 🐶 SOCIAL STUDIES – A+ Dogs? Love them! Kids? Love them too! Cats? I actually live with them, and quite frankly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. Visitors are always welcome too. Other animals haven't been on my class timetable yet! 🍗 FOOD TECHNOLOGY – A++ Favourite food? YES! Favourite treats? ALSO YES! I'm not one to be fussy. If it's edible and meant for dogs, I'll happily volunteer as chief taste tester! 🧸 PHYSICAL EDUCATION – A+ I love playing with toys. All toys. Every toy. I don't believe in having favourites because that would be unfair to the others! 🚽 TOILET TRAINING – B+ I'm doing really well, thank you very much! I just need someone to remember to let me outside on time. I can only hold so many important meetings with my bladder! 🛏️ SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS – A+ I sleep all night in my crate like a perfect little angel. No midnight parties, no sneaking out after bedtime. Someone give this student a gold star! 📚 OBEDIENCE CLASS – A I've already mastered sitting and waiting. Pretty impressive, don't you think? Walking on a lead outside the home is still on my list of things to learn, but I'm ready for the challenge! 🏡 HOME ALONE STUDIES – NEEDS MORE PRACTICE Now, this is where my report gets a little interesting. I'm currently only comfortable being left alone for around an hour to an hour and a half. What can I say? I enjoy having my humans around! I'll need a family who can gradually help me build my confidence with longer periods alone. TEACHER'S FINAL COMMENTS: Spike is a friendly, cruisy and playful little fellow who gets along beautifully with people and other pets. He's a happy boy who loves his toys, his food and being part of family life. SPIKE'S RESPONSE: Well, there you have it, folks! A nearly perfect report card! I'm now accepting applications for my forever family. Ideally, someone who appreciates my outstanding academic achievements, has plenty of toys and doesn't mind the occasional puppy homework! FINAL GRADE: A+ IN BEING ADORABLE! 🏆 Class dismissed! Love, Professor Spike (Puppy Division) 🐾💙 I will need to be desexed by 6 months of age at one of Scruffer Lovers’ designated vets. Scruffer Lovers will arrange and cover the cost of my desexing.