Sneezy

About Sneezy

🤧🌬️ SNEEZY — THE BREEZE MAKER 🤧🌬️ “Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho — I sneeze as I go!” Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, Sneezy here! Now before anyone gets too concerned, despite the name, I don’t actually spend my days sneezing my head off. It’s just that the markings around one of my eyes make me look like I’m permanently about to let out the biggest sneeze in dwarf history. You know the face. Eyes squinting. Nose twitching. Everyone braces themselves. …nothing. I like to keep people guessing. I’m also the biggest of the Seven Dwarfs litter, which of course means I have appointed myself Chief Wrestling Officer. My siblings? Fair game. The resident dogs? Also, fair game. If you stand still for more than three seconds, there is a very good chance I will assume you’ve volunteered for a wrestling match. My technique is highly professional. First, I charge in. Then I trip over my own feet. Then I roll sideways. Then somehow, I end up underneath everyone while still acting like I’m winning. Textbook stuff. When I’m not running the mine’s unofficial wrestling department, I’m busy playing tug, stealing toys, eating everything put in front of me and generally creating tiny explosions of joy wherever I go. At night, all of us puppies sleep together in our pen. This usually involves a bit of shuffling, someone lying on someone else, somebody chewing something they shouldn’t and eventually all of us collapsing into one giant puppy pile. We’ve been around children over 12 and enjoy their company, although we are still learning one very important rule — puppy teeth hurt. Apparently, humans are not chew toys. Still processing that information. Toilet training is also a work in progress. I’m doing my best, but when you’re busy running wrestling matches, chasing toys and supervising mine ventilation, sometimes paperwork gets missed. So, if you’re looking for a big, playful, goofy little dwarf who brings energy, laughter and just enough chaos to keep life interesting… 🎶 Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, it’s off to home I go! 🎶 Sneezy, The Breeze Maker Professional wrestler, part-time tug champion and full-time almost-sneezer. 🤧💛 Please note: Sneezy will need to be desexed by 6 months of age at one of Scruffer Lovers’ designated vets. Scruffer Lovers will arrange and cover the cost of her desexing.