Daisy

About Daisy

🌼🐾 DAISY – THE GREAT ESCAPE ARTIST! 🐾🌼 Run, Run, As Fast As You Can... You Can't Catch Me, I'm Daisy the Great Escape Queen! Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a beautiful little princess named Daisy. That's me, by the way! 🌼 I'm six years young, full of personality, and I have a few royal requirements for anyone wishing to become my loyal servant... I mean, my forever family! Now, every good fairy tale has a princess, a castle and perhaps a little adventure. Well, I'm the princess, your house can be my castle, and as for adventure... let's just say I've earned myself the nickname Houdini! You see, I have a rather impressive talent for finding escape routes. A little gap here, an opportunity there, and suddenly it's... RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN! But apparently, this is frowned upon in the human world. Something about safety and giving everyone a heart attack! So, my future castle MUST have a very secure yard. No gaps, no sneaky escape routes and absolutely no opportunities for Princess Daisy to go exploring without permission! Now, let's discuss my royal sleeping arrangements. I require a bed. Not a dog bed. Not a basket. YOUR BED! And before you start negotiating, let me make one thing perfectly clear. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE! I must sleep right beside you, preferably pressed up against you all night. If you're someone who enjoys having the entire bed to yourself, I'm afraid this relationship simply won't work! During the day, my favourite throne is your lap. I don't care what you're doing, if you're sitting down, I consider that an invitation! I absolutely adore my people and would love someone who is home most of the time. You see, when I'm left alone, I have a tendency to express my displeasure rather loudly. Some call it barking. I prefer to call it a formal royal complaint! I also have a few things to say when travelling in the car. I like to provide a running commentary on the journey, so a patient chauffeur is essential. Quiet travel is not currently one of my talents! Now, every princess needs a loyal companion, and I am no exception. I'd love a nice, calm doggy friend to share my castle with. No puppies, thank you very much! At six years young, I have no desire to spend my days supervising an overexcited youngster who thinks my ears are chew toys! Let's talk about dining. I've had some teeth removed, so I must remain on a soft food diet. Nothing crunchy for this little lady, thank you. I expect my meals to be suitable for a princess! And then there's the rather delicate subject of toileting. I'm doing reasonably well when I have access to outside, but there is one small problem. RAIN! Excuse me, but have you ever seen a princess willingly get her paws wet? Exactly! My toilet training is still a work in progress, especially when the weather is less than royal. I'll need someone patient who understands that a lady has her standards! Now, I know I might sound a little demanding, but underneath all these royal requirements is a fun-loving, affectionate little girl who absolutely adores her humans. I have so much love to give, and all I really want is a family who will keep me safe, understand my little quirks and let me be part of their everyday life. So, if you have a secure castle, a calm doggy companion, plenty of time for cuddles and a nice warm bed with room for one very determined little princess, perhaps you're the happy ending I've been waiting for. Just remember... You may be the king or queen of your castle, but once I move in, there's a new ruler in town! 👑 And we all lived happily ever after... Well, provided nobody expects me to go outside in the rain! Lots of love, Princess Daisy 🌼🐾 Six years young, professional lap warmer, bedtime cuddle inspector and part-time escape artist!