Butler

About Butler

🚨📣 OFFICIAL PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BUSTER 📣🚨 “Butler: Big Dog, Bigger Heart” Good evening, citizens. It has come to my attention that some people see me walking down the street and immediately think: “Wow… that is a LOT of dog.” And to that I say… Correct. I am a lot of dog. I am large. I am strong. I am built like I could pull a small tractor out of a muddy paddock if required. But underneath this magnificent athletic exterior is actually a professional cuddle expert with the emotional depth of a Disney movie. Take my tiny human for example. He’s 10 years old and apparently we have “the same energy levels.” Personally, I think that’s rude because I pace myself far better than he does… but yes, we are both enthusiastic supporters of chaos, snacks, and dramatic running. Now let’s address the rabbit situation. My recall is quite good… unless the park suddenly releases one of those suspiciously fast wild rabbits. Honestly, I don’t trust them. They appear out of nowhere, zigzag around like caffeinated ninjas, then vanish before I can properly investigate. Very suspicious behaviour if you ask me. I also take my self-appointed role as Home Security Manager very seriously. If you’re looking for a jogging buddy, adventure mate, or someone to make you feel safe walking alone, I am absolutely your guy. I’m big, agile, alert, and fully committed to protecting my family from dangers such as strange noises, suspicious shadows, and delivery drivers who approach too confidently. But despite all this tough-dog business… I do have softer interests. My hobbies include: • Professional-level cuddling • Sleeping curled up beside my people • Supervising every household activity • Car rides to absolutely anywhere • Walkies • Bones • More bones • Wondering if you have snacks I’m also becoming much better on the lead during walks, which I believe deserves applause and possibly celebratory treats. And because I am in fact a gentleman, I take food very softly and carefully. No snapping. No nonsense. Just one polite giant accepting snacks with the delicacy of a Victorian prince. So yes… I may be a big dog. But I’ve got an even bigger heart. Love, Butler 🐾